how to start a conversation, a tutorial by yours truly
Scott and Kourtney dressed up as Bruce and Kris in attempt to recreate their deleted sextape.
THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
LETS MAKE OUT.
thanks!! I had little hope for it actually haha but it turned out ok!!
My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members
Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore
*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)